Jesus fucking christ, why can't I just have one bloody answer for "cookies" that is just the accepted answer for every bloody website so I don't get the fucking pop up every time I go to a site.
And then you get past the cookie pop up but before you can look at anything you're bombarded with a "DO YOU WANT OUR SPECIAL DISCOUNT?!?!?!? GIVE US YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS NOWWWWW" pop up. Then the fucking chat bot inserts himself for shits and giggles. And it's obviously a man-bot because they never accept no the first time around. They hover around in the corner, getting in the way making sure you still have to try dodge them just to go about your business. I don't need to chat to you about the fucking duvet cover I want. Go awaaayyyyyy!
Anyway, so that's where I'm at right now.