Ice cream van is taunting me

[Brocsacoille]

I live between three roads. I can hear the damn things music mocking me, and I have no idea where it is. It’s hot, I want an ice cream, and am having a bloody Pavlovian response to the blighted music. It’s not fair.

Were you not taught that the ice cream van tune means they've run out? (Or nowadays that they've stocked up on drugs 😂)

have you watched Mr Mercedes?

A 99 now costs about £3 or more.

Resist.

Also - if you don't know exactly where it is you could be following the sound like a desperate treasure hunt that you never find and that'd be embarrassing.

It’s about time they had an app so you could see where they are

There is a fish and chip van that comes to the local villages once a week, and they have a link on their FB page so you can see where they are! (Some days they cover two villages and you don’t want to head to village A only to find that they’ve gone to village B by then)