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What happened to the ball clapping thread?

20 replies

giddyauntie123 · 23/04/2025 08:58

I haven't laughed that much in ages 😂

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VickyEadieofThigh · 23/04/2025 09:01

I'm imagining it was recognised as yet another thread started by some pervy bloke.

mumofoneAlonebutokay · 23/04/2025 09:03

I just assumed it was a troll, but I did giggle at the title

We've had a few similar sounding threads today/yesterday

Pentimenti · 23/04/2025 09:04

I reported it. I assume other people did too. That poster’s first post. Trollerama.

Sparrow7 · 23/04/2025 09:06

Made me laugh too. Sometimes you have to admire their imagination.

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:12

Aw i know that thread really brightened my morning as id not laughed so much in ages.
i was just about to start a thread asking where it'd gone too so thanks op.
I thought that thread would end up in classics. one things for sure, il never be able to wear flip flops again without thinking of that thread 🤣

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:14

Pentimenti · 23/04/2025 09:04

I reported it. I assume other people did too. That poster’s first post. Trollerama.

killjoy

giddyauntie123 · 23/04/2025 09:20

It felt like the thread would have only got funnier. I'm grieving. The flipflops and whoever said don't take a bow 😂Please bring the thread back!

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ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:26

And the record the sound and play it back each session 🤣 Yes definitely would have got funnier, definitely classic worthy. But I agree you could tell it was a troll. But they could have left it running a while longer for for the laughs.

Calliopespa · 23/04/2025 09:29

Can someone summarise?

vodkaredbullgirl · 23/04/2025 09:30

Was putting people off their cornflakes 😂

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:31

vodkaredbullgirl · 23/04/2025 09:30

Was putting people off their cornflakes 😂

But cornflakes make a crunching sound and not a slap 😂

Calliopespa · 23/04/2025 09:34

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:31

But cornflakes make a crunching sound and not a slap 😂

Summary pleeese?!

vodkaredbullgirl · 23/04/2025 09:34

Made me think of those clackers you get.

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:43

Calliopespa · 23/04/2025 09:34

Summary pleeese?!

I'm rubbish at explaining and it was a bit rude but someone started a thread to say that her dp was obsessed with the sound of his balls slapping against her during intercourse which she was uncomfortable with at times. He also suggested other sexual ways they could make that slapping/clapping sound.
It was posters replies to how that sound could be imitated that were hilarious. thread only got about 20 replies in before it was taken down.

Calliopespa · 23/04/2025 09:44

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:43

I'm rubbish at explaining and it was a bit rude but someone started a thread to say that her dp was obsessed with the sound of his balls slapping against her during intercourse which she was uncomfortable with at times. He also suggested other sexual ways they could make that slapping/clapping sound.
It was posters replies to how that sound could be imitated that were hilarious. thread only got about 20 replies in before it was taken down.

Oh I see. Thanks.

I thought someone was finding it hard to walk quietly!

Pentimenti · 23/04/2025 09:47

ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 09:14

killjoy

Look, I’m all for the hilarious obvious trolls where the replies are funny, and have petitioned for them to stay up before, but I’m not wild about male trolls coming on here to find a female audience for their explicit fantasies about rough doggy-style and whether the characteristic sound of balls slapping could be replaced by the sound of fast fingering.

VickyEadieofThigh · 23/04/2025 09:48

Pentimenti · 23/04/2025 09:47

Look, I’m all for the hilarious obvious trolls where the replies are funny, and have petitioned for them to stay up before, but I’m not wild about male trolls coming on here to find a female audience for their explicit fantasies about rough doggy-style and whether the characteristic sound of balls slapping could be replaced by the sound of fast fingering.

Quite. I didn't report it but I thank those who did.

ItsAWonderfulDayForPie · 23/04/2025 11:34

They also got rid of the Dino sex sounds thread.

Such miseries on here reporting everything.

giddyauntie123 · 23/04/2025 15:35

The dino noises sex thread had me in stitches 😂
AIBU not to care whether it’s trolls or not? I know it’s shallow, but I honestly don’t think any bloke got their kicks from that doggy style post — it felt pure comedy to me, but maybe I'm de-sensitised and weird

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ffsfindmeausername · 23/04/2025 16:10

I missed the dino noises thread. I don't care either whether it's trolls or not. As long as a thread isn't offensive in any way i don't see why the fun police have to report it. I'm gen X, we used to laugh back in my day and I miss it.

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