He sneezed in my face

[Eyes98]

So as it is sunny today I thought I would head down to the beach with my dog and take him for a walk along the prom, and see the sunset and take photos - and as I am walking along a guy turns his head towards me, sneezes, smirks and then walks off. I was so shocked I stood there without saying anything. what would you have done?

Wiped my face and called him a dirty cunt

Oh god, I’m actually disgusted on your behalf!

I remember walking to Camden Tube years ago past a woman holding hands with two children. She turned to the left just as I passed and sneezed on my arm. And then laughed! I appreciate it was an absolute accident and she did apologise. But I was still disgusted. I felt my arm burning with her sneeze juice all the way home until I could wash it!