I have had quite a substantial wtf day today and was seeing if anyone would like to join in:
Went to work and dropped a packet off eggs all over staff kitchen floor. Some of them rolled as they smashed so it looked like 1000 snails had been in overnight.
Accidently put myself in a Minecraft background on a teams call about a two million pound contract we run with local authority. Conducted it with Steve and a creeper peering over my shoulder as I and the rest of the 18 strong call couldn't work out how to take it off.
Drove home and as I parked the radiator exploded on the car leaking beautiful red water all down the communal carpark.