I know these are first world problems and things can always be far worse, but sometimes I just want to shout 'SERIOUSLY?' at the universe because my luck is awful, constantly.
A few recent examples...
I was admitted to hospital a couple of weeks ago for an infected wisdom tooth which had locked my jaw and had a burst abscess. I ended up having emergency surgery and ended up with nerve damage and may never feel my bottom lip again
Okay, it's better than the lock jaw so I'll look on the bright side. I had driven myself to hospital and when I was discharged after 5 days I came back to find someone had crashed into my car in the car park and didn't leave a note, hospital cctv not working. Wonderful. This is the 3rd time I've been crashed into since April.
After getting my car cleaned today, my daughter got car sick and projectile vomited on the way home from said car clean. She also spewed all over my phone, so I had to take my case off to disinfect it. At that precise moment she decided to drop it and I now have a shattered screen - because it was dropped in the 2 minute space it has ever been without its case.
My eldest daughter just knocked the toothbrush pot with her elbow and the only toothbrush out of all 4 to land in the toilet was... drum roll... mine 
Yesterday I opened the cupboard to get some spaghetti out of it, wobbled the Worcester sauce which landed on my hob and smashed the corner.
It's things like this, CONSTANTLY. It all just feels like the universe has beef with me and I don't know why!!!! Does anybody else have luck like this?