I love this Peggy Lee song but I'm pretty sure these days she'd be making a WBD costume out of sellotape and string, and getting from her office to the school gate in 30 seconds flat. Also, running a campaign for the local playground and taking her toddler to get his jabs.
I can wash out forty four pairs of socks
And have 'em on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
'Fore you can count from one to nine
I can slip up a great big dip up of lard
From a drippings can
Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping
Be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
°I'll say it again^
I can rub and scrub
'Til this house shinin' like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up
Go out swing 'til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6
And start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
°I'll say it again^
°If you come to me sickly^
°You know I'm gonna make you well^
°If you come to me all hexed up^
You know I'm gonna break the spell
°If you come to me hungry^
You know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
If it's lovin you're likin'
I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
I'll say it again
I got a twenty dollar gold piece
Says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
°'Cause I'm a woman^
W O M A N
I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman
W O M A N
And that's all