To wonder where you would wear these?

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Halloween party.

My friend wore something very similar to high school graduation party in 1998

To the Municipal Dump. Take spare shoes to change into once you've ditched these.

Shower Sex?

Gardening

To Romy and Michelle's high school reunion

Fuck no. I hate clumpy shoes

It looks like some Balenciaga and Chanel collaboration

They might come in handy for killing spiders but other than that I can't really see a use for them.