This morning I sent an email to my bank in reference to an ongoing and very longstanding complaint, about which they have taken no action, other than to send me regular texts telling me my complaint is closed. My parting shot was "I find your attitude to be a little cavalier."
Except I did not account for autocorrect. So this afternoon, when my son asked me to read the email to him, I found that I had sent an email, to the Customer Complaints Team, telling them "I find your attitude to be a little Cavapoo." Needless to say, my family have been a tad unsympathetic. More hysterical, to be fair.