To suggest this for the 2024 'Message on the Desk'

[TheHateIsNotGood]

"We've left it as fucked up as we possibly could - not just no money left, it's all borrowed money now. Enjoy and chin, chin old chap(ess)."

There's no money left and we have fucked over public services and increased taxes.

But we'll all be fine.

Hashtag not sorry.

Everyone hates us and we’re pretending we don’t care?

And.....ha,ha....you (the govt) borrowed that money from us (the ex-govt). We're off to sunnier climes now but there's some really good 'shrinks' around to help. Just call my country house secretary and she'll give you a few numbers. Just say that Tory Bastard recommended that you call. He/She will know exactly who you mean.