To say soooooomebody STOP me!

[DontCheetoTheCheetah]

I'm chowing my way through this bag of cheetos, my hand moving on autopilot like a heron fishing. I'm going to finish the bag.

I'm going to finish the bag.

You can do it! I believe in you OP!!!!!!

Nah, carry on. Life’s too short for self denial 😁

🫶 thanks girl!

What flavour?

There's no hope I'm afraid ,even if you manage to put them down ,you will know they are there calling to you 😭

Well you could stop, do that twist thing with the bag and wash your hands but tbh you've come this far and I don't think you're a quitter OP.

After the pleasing mental image of a heron feeding, you’ve earned it

Put down the cheetos OP. And chuck 'em over' ere.

Oh nooooo, don't eat those I sneezed it that bag!!!!
Bin them now, I've got a horrible cold.

I can feel my resources draining from me
I don't think I have the strength to journey on. This might be where my feeding session ends

This is so wrong.

You need a tub of spreadable cheese to dip them into..

Why would I stop you? It's Friday.

Ohhh yummy. Are they the puff ones, or the ones that are like cheesy nik naks and basically like crack 😂 so addictive!

😂😂😂

My parted lips are dusted with a fine orange sand...My body can take no more, but my mind urges me on. In one last show of muscle, I take my final plunge, my hand rearing up and diving into the 165g bag, where it brushes against the nourishing nuggets of (? Wheat?)

You're right those are damn good, these are the puffed ones

I see no problem with this.
Well, pre-diabetes brought my marathon crisp eating antics to an abrupt end.
Enjoy em while you can OP!

I would like to know how orange your fingers are?

I hope you managed to finish them 😂