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Husband keeps farting! :(

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Sleepdeprived2 · 12/05/2024 23:52

My husband is trying to bulk up so has been lifting weights and has been eating alot of protein. Today he has eaten 6 eggs and now won't stop farting.

Aibu to stop him from eating so many eggs, it's driving me insane 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Foxyaus · 13/05/2024 00:35

Trot him off to the chemist for some charcoal "anti fart" tablets.
I sympathise, my husband's family are generational farters; on the male side, that is! And boy, they can clear a room!😄😄

NotSentFromIphone · 13/05/2024 00:54

DH's can be so gross 🤣. I usually light some candles which seems to help and as for bedtime, I do sometime end up sleeping on the sofa (I'm weird as I prefer that to the spare room).

Can he maybe do protein shakes instead of eggs though, he'll end up not shitting for a week after eating all those eggs🙈

SirOliver · 13/05/2024 01:06

How big is he trying to get? Fresh chicken and creatine powder works wonders for building muscle plus they don't come with funny smells. 😂

PhuckyNell · 13/05/2024 01:12

Get some windeze that helps

ChellyT · 13/05/2024 01:59

I'm sorry @Sleepdeprived2 he's disgusting! Surely he can leave the room, remove himself while he farts?

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 13/05/2024 03:02

NotSentFromIphone · 13/05/2024 00:54

DH's can be so gross 🤣. I usually light some candles which seems to help and as for bedtime, I do sometime end up sleeping on the sofa (I'm weird as I prefer that to the spare room).

Can he maybe do protein shakes instead of eggs though, he'll end up not shitting for a week after eating all those eggs🙈

You should be careful having naked flames in a room with an incessant 'tooter'.

The combination can cause an explosion 💥, although this is often politely attributed by the Fire Service to be a 'leaking gas main'.

AffableApple · 13/05/2024 04:43

I don't understand how people marry people who are so disgusting they don't leave the room to fart.

WhichEllie · 13/05/2024 04:50

Eugh, definitely not unreasonable to ban eggs. He can drink whey protein and the other drinks that the rest of them use.

Bananalanacake · 13/05/2024 05:33

Sleep in a separate room if you have one.

ontheflighttosingapore · 13/05/2024 06:30

Ltb

Beautiful3 · 13/05/2024 07:18

My brother used to bulk up on protein, to gain for weight training. His farts were unreal, so loud and smelly. I think he became better on protein shakes instead of the raw egg drinks!

GracefulGrandma · 13/05/2024 07:26

AffableApple · 13/05/2024 04:43

I don't understand how people marry people who are so disgusting they don't leave the room to fart.

Do people really do this? Weird.

Enko · 13/05/2024 07:28

GracefulGrandma · 13/05/2024 07:26

Do people really do this? Weird.

Yes many people have manners and some level of concern for the discomfort of others.

JKRismyPatronus · 13/05/2024 07:35

ChellyT · 13/05/2024 01:59

I'm sorry @Sleepdeprived2 he's disgusting! Surely he can leave the room, remove himself while he farts?

I would never see my DH if he did this.

ChellyT · 14/05/2024 01:44

JKRismyPatronus · 13/05/2024 07:35

I would never see my DH if he did this.

For a lot of women that would be killing two birds with one stone🌸

Meadowfinch · 14/05/2024 07:04

Why can't he just leave the room to fart like any normal person? Wasn't he ever taught any manners? Gross.

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