I tried BBQ flavoured Quavers...

[Mysterian]

...and I just could not get over the feeling that they're just 'wrong' somehow. Like they were never meant to be. Maybe there's some parallel universe where cheese hasn't been discovered and they went straight to BBQ flavour and they're fine with it, but to me Quavers are, always were, and forever will be cheese.

Like all these wacky flavoured Jaffa Cakes and purple carrots. They're against nature.

And there I was thinking I was being controversial!

I understand OP. Same thing with wotsits. There is only one valid flavour. I refuse to experiment with such deviance.

Hula hoops variants are however acceptable. So it must be to do with the cheese

I do love the salt and vinegar quavers and the prawn cocktail ones, so cant agree that the only good ones are original cheese.

Carrots were originally purple. Orange ones are against nature.

If you are looking for melt in your mouthy type prawn cocktail crisps then you need to choose Skips. Leave quavers alone!

Whatever will they think of next to bastardise a classic

BBQ Hula Hoops are the dogs though