To hate those Facebook emoji stickers

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You know the ones - the ones that look like a generic cartoon version of a woman with vaguely the right hair colour doing an awful thumbs up motion. It unreasonably angers me. I think I am probably being unreasonable in fact.

They're one of those minor annoyances that somehow annoy me an unreasonable amount 😂

They're meant to be customised to look like the user, but honestly I've never seen even one that I'd be able to match to the person it supposedly depicts!

I know I should just never go on Facebook again but those stickers look dated already

And why are they always carrying a birthday cake?

Also my husbands one looks like Ant McPartlin 🤣

I just want Facebook to have more negativity you know? Like twitter. I want a grumpy bitch face to add to groups bemoaning the state of our roads. Simple stuff like that. Not cakes to pat people on the back. It's like, if you know me so well, dear algorithm, you'd have picked up by now that I don't buy 300 pound shoes and I only use Facebook to watch how weird some people I vaguely know can be.

They always look younger and thinner than the person they are supposed to portray. Plus I never see them with alt text, so don't think screen readers can read the text.