Husband of many years asked for scrambled eggs, amongst other components, for his tea. Yes, I usually cook most of his meals on demand, as it were. I've cooked eggs for him scrambled on a few occasions lately. When I walked in the kitchen he already had a pan on the hob and gaily said " come here, let me show you how to cook them". What would you have said? Suffice to say he now has a major sulk underway, probably lasting the next few days.