I've been thinking about this thread and RS and I think maybe someone tried to clone Prince but some of the DNA from the Proclaimers twins ended up in the sample.
I like Nadine Dorries, not as a politician, but as a personality figure. I think she is entertaining and minxy, but with an additional edge. She strikes me as a real party girl, but you might wake up in the night after everyone has gone to sleep and find her pissing at the end of your bed.
The comments on this thread made me laugh.