Holy Cocklodger, Batman! (lighthearted)

[LaughingCat]

I'm probably late to the party on this once but I caught the mother of all cocklodger stories, courtesy of the DM: Houston pastor who had at least TEN WIVES and married two women at the same time is sentenced to three years in prison | Daily Mail Online

AIBU or is two weeks too short a time to decide to marry someone?

I moved in with my fella after just six months of being with him - he claims I basically never left after the first night I stayed over and he's not really wrong 😂 I thought we moved hella fast but apparently not! We didn't marry for another 12 years though.

If you married quick - why did you and did it pan out? (While I've called this lighthearted, obviously there will be stories that aren't and I want this to be a safe space for respecting that, too).

YANBU: a fortnight isn't enough time for a lifelong commitment, slow your horses, woman!
YABU: when you know, you know so you might as well take the plunge.

Hilarious. (Not for the women obviously.)

That man sure knows how to use a filter. I initially thought these were pictures of two different men…

But OMG there must be easier ways to make a living.

Right?! I mean...how do you keep the names in order, for one?! Surely after wife number four, it all begins to blur? Just the multiple social media profiles alone sound exhausting (says the person who hasn't updated their Facebook in nearly twenty years).