This is quite light hearted but AIBU?
Whenever I'm poorly I'm expected to just get on with things, last week I had a bad cold with shakes & muscle aches (I'm chronically Ill anyway so it just made it a lot worse) but I still got up drove around, did the school runs and cleaned the house etc. I had one evening when I was in bed by 7pm and slept through to the next morning but then got up and got on with things! My GP also passed away last week so I'm grieving but still got on with things!
I told DH I was poorly with a bug so to stay back, he didn't and surprise surprise he's now poorly.
Past two days he's been in bed and hasn't moved, everytime he's awake all I get is moany dying sounds out of him.
He slept pretty much 24 hours yesterday and is asleep again today. He's not drank, and moaning he has a headache... no sh^t Sherlock! 
AIBU to paint a black cross on my door and declare he has the plague? 
anyone else's DH like this? I don't get why some men behave like this, it's not the flu and he keeps saying it must be the flu when I had the exact same illness last week! 🤦🏻♀️