We were in a very busy cafe today, a long queue for tables, they seat you then take your order.
One man entered the cafe and asked could he sit at the empty table, to which the waitress said no you need to queue, like everyone else.
He said my wife has queued, to which she answered no she hasn't you've just arrived and I heard her tell you to go and grab the table!
Get in the queue, he came out muttering and moaning and then did have the decency to leave the premises as he was embarrassed.