to break bad?

[ConciseQueen]

I’m thinking of going to the dark side. Crime can pay a lot. And I am skint.

So, from Monday, I am a gun for hire. I’ll need a crew.

Any bad dudes with me?

On my way!!🤭🤭🤭

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

But this is Mumsnet, no bugger will answer, but still 😎

Good to see you lads.

We’ll need a suitable target for this heist. Gold bullion? Priceless art? A premiership footballer’s car collection?

Open to ideas.

@ConciseQueen , hmmm, a wags handbag collection??

I'm a blue light response driver.
Happy to drive the getaway car, I need some fun in my life right now!

I am in. Let’s rob someone rich but an arsehole so we don’t feel too bad about it.

A bank job will be the easiest way to get quick cash.

Unless there's any fences amongst the MN massive?

I wear specs so won't be any use as a sniper. I could knit some balaclavas though

Printer ink. It’s so expensive! 😂

I'm in... I have a look that makes five year olds quiver.

Easily shifted lol. Most expensive liquid in the world lol. 😂

Bitches…let’s cook…

Let’s hit the bank AND take the printer ink from all the teller’s machines.

Drivers and disguise artists all welcome.

@ConciseQueen lmao!!! So glad I seen this thread!! Can't stop laughing!!🤣🤣🤣

Oh and we could cook meth in one of those bank rooms just off the main hall. The small rooms with all the glass where they encourage you to buy mortgage insurance.

I'm in.

Undercover specialist. I'm completely invisible to the outside world except, apparently, to the security guard in waitrose who follows me round adoringly like a little black suited lamb until I leave.

Probably best not to do over a waitrose, just in case.

Me me me, I can stop traffic with my voice it's very commanding (so i've been told)....little but loud thats me. Practicing now shouting "this is a hold up, don't move " just incase 🤣

<puts hands up> Can I be lookout? Can I, please?

The do-gooders will be out soon to tell you Mumsnet has your IP and the police'll be round soon😁or is that only if you name a celeb that gives you the creeps?
Anyway as you were, sounds good! My bad is already broken😏

Speaking of which, is Terry from Brookie out yet?

Me too.

49, menopausal, bit chubby. I need no disguise, keep your US President rubber mask.
I've just been weighing up whether to use my powers of invisibility for good or for evil. Now we know 👹

I am a woman over 50 - I AM invisible - count me in

I'm in! I'll make sandwiches for us to eat while doing the stakeout.
Any veggies I need to consider?

I’m ruthlessly efficient and my husband says my lines of ethically ok are blurred. Count me in. I think we should target butter type spreads because they are more expensive than gold.

Gluten free babs, thanks

I REALLY mean it!?! I love love love this thread!!🤭🤭🤭🤗🤗🤗