to break bad?

[ConciseQueen]

I’m thinking of going to the dark side. Crime can pay a lot. And I am skint.

So, from Monday, I am a gun for hire. I’ll need a crew.

Any bad dudes with me?

I have a pair of walkie-talkies. I can help with comms. We'll need to get batteries on the way to the bank though.

Menopausal and carries a huge handbag...by the time they've half searched me they'll be bored and would've missed the bullion bars in the bottom. I vote bank job.
Also Tuna on brown for me ta x

@Jeffjefftyjeff You can be in charge of digging the graves and covering em up with pretties like roses.

You can lie low at my house.

No ring door bell AND I have a whole chicken in the freezer! That will keep us all fed for months. I’ll make a big salad too, just to be safe.

I have amazing google-fu and can Facebook stalk with the best of them. I’m in as the tech guy (girl) with the ear piece and cool gadgets.

I've got a new Japanese filleting knife, it's quite safe in my backpack, it came inabox with a guard on the point

I am a midwife. If anyone is pregnant (or willing to stuff a pillow up their jumper) we could creat a distraction as you pretend to go into labour. A crowd will gather and you lot can rob the bank. Any good?

I wasn't sure what breaking bad was, thought maybe something to do with farting.

I can do farting. Probably enough to put off casual onlookers.

My friend has a really pretty face and huge hands - I think we can use this combo.

I have an Anderson in the garden - at least I will when I've cleared the junk out of it, Could be spiffing fun pretending it's 1944 with bombs dropping on us.

My friend has pretty hands and a really huge face.

We’re having a complete garden make over in the next week or so…the patio will be coming up so any bodies…..just a thought 🤔

@ArabellaScott I think they should meet.

I can talk to anyone about anything and everything. I could distract the security guard HTH

@alifeinredroses Van Op buddies! -hope you're not a farter 😳

My dog keeps digging holes in the garden that are just crying out for body parts before I fill them in…

No, that’s @ArabellaScott

My camper van is at your disposal - safe house that can be moved!

and a very noisy sausage dog - for intimidation.

If you can find a bank manager who is kinky and into a fat greying, boring 50 plus year old woman then I’ll happily whip him or wee on him (or her, or they, no judgements here) to keep him distracted while you rob the place?

I have glorious boobies if that helps?

I'm not sure you're all thinking the health and safety aspects of this plan through properly. If anyone is going to be handling hazardous substances, running with scissors or similar during the heist you really need a robust risk assessment. I'm your woman for that.

We’ll need a network of safe houses to lay low. Any suggestions?

Ive got a small shed on my allotment, prob sleeps 2. Theres also a hammock strewn between two baby conifers, thats 3 beds. God, if my old headmaster who told me id be good for nothing but sweeping the streets could see me now.

Can't believe I missed this. Currently embracing a mid life crisis and this sounds like the perfect distraction... can I be in charge of the heist sound track if its not already covered?

Don't know about the PP but stick me in a push up bra with my 30FF and I'd give Beth a run for her money.

I can drive and I'm a pretty accurate shooter.

I can also bake, sew...fuck maybe I am Beth 😆

I have a decent sized RV, we can hunker down in that whilst I do some cooking. I have an air fryer on board so good to go. Come on bitches, let’s do this.