to break bad?

[ConciseQueen]

I’m thinking of going to the dark side. Crime can pay a lot. And I am skint.

So, from Monday, I am a gun for hire. I’ll need a crew.

Any bad dudes with me?

Not only am I great at Gantt charts, I can do a mean critical path analysis.

When they make the film of our plotting / cooking / meth air frying / camping out / heists / death stares at bastard men, I want my critical path analysis scene to be more impressive than Matt Damon and the maths board in Good Will Hunting, with you all looking at me in absolute awe.

Who will they cast as us?

Will the film be called Con Air Fryer?

@LoseMeLikeAnArrow <Bows to CPAGoddess> in my head I would be Sigourney Weaver à la Alien. (Sadly I look nothing like). You would have to be played by soneone impressively kickass and awe-inspiring. Kinda Jamie Lee Curtis?

^^ooh how about Susan Sarandon à la Thelma and Louise?

@Needapadlockonmyfridge I'll take Susan Sarandon! I can see my critical path scene as being a major player in the success of the heists, slightly behind the batch-cooked cheese scones.

I can picture it, when inevitably we will all be seating in a courtroom and the judge prefers the words "So, you started a mumsnet thread!?"

Has the DM picked this up yet as either satire or an actual “hiding in plain sight” crime plan?? If not.. why not <offended>

I'll bring my knitting needles along. They're metal, with pretty sharp points, especially the smaller sizes. A good jab with one could take a rozzer's someone's eye out. Only if absolutely necessary, you understand. I don't normally condone violence.

Kinda "Knit one, purl one, oops sorry didn't see you there"? 😉

I realise that given the news today, a major issue for our planning and ops might be the impending tea shortage. I, for one, need several cups a day. I suspect I am not alone.

Maybe though we could hijack some tea lorries and start dealing Yorkshire Gold? Could be majorly profitable?