to break bad?

[ConciseQueen]

I’m thinking of going to the dark side. Crime can pay a lot. And I am skint.

So, from Monday, I am a gun for hire. I’ll need a crew.

Any bad dudes with me?

@ghostyslovesheets are you Molly Weasley ?

Would my PMDD rage be of any use?

It's quite unpredictable but I can clear a room in seconds if we time the heist for the right time of the month

I’m a good cook, can you use me?

I have PMDD too. I’m just at ovulation, actually, so I’m a woman on the edge right now. Shall we take the front line?

Do you have a recipe for air fried meth?

I have a bitchy resting face if you've any use for one of those.

There are at least 30 ladies from the Christmas Bargain thread who bought lockpicking kits for stocking fillers when there was an Amazon coupon that stacked with a Prime flash sale!

If we have enough time in advance to practice, we could take down some serious bank vaults.

Forgot to mention that I have a really sultry voice. Sign me up to make sexy threatening calls.

I know that's a HP reference but I am not HP savvy at all - more a madman in a blue box kind of woman - but yeah okay! I'll go with that - I think her son was a good egg?

Deal.
We can clear then guard
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@owlsinthedaylight love it hopefully they haven't advanced to fingerprints or eye scanners .

Might be better focusing our skills on a set of garages as a trial run 😂

I can be quiet bitey as well

🤣🤣🤣 so glad I clicked on a heading I didn’t understand, & found absolute GOLD🥰 Another non-descript greying chubster here happy & willing to distract security with the contents of my handbag & eggy sandwiches!!🤣🤣
thankyou #concisequeen & all
PS whose voting YABU?? I really need to know🤣🤣🤣

Well I'm hoping for a lottery win next win but you guys can be my back up plan.

@ConciseQueen when you asked if anyone's packing, do you mean with those packing cube things? I'm sure there's a MN Recommends somewhere - maybe there's a discount?

Im in but only if we can stop off at burger king on the way i cant do crime on an empty belly.
But i do have a good criminal record been in the business since I was 5 years old.
I know all the tricks of the trade i get us out safely.

I am one of them, but bought it as a gift. I’ll see if the recipient is free to help.
I have little to offer myself but could bring the airfryer?

I work in pharma chemical development, specialising in purification by crystallisation. If I ever made crystal meth it would put Walter White's to shame. I've seriously given thought to spending some portion of my retirement in my shed synthesising and trying out all the drugs I've never been able to try because I'd instantly get fired if I got found out. For the right offer I would consider moving that retirement date forward by a few years....

My DS is a bank manager! If we could give him a cut I'm sure I could arrange for him to accidentally drop his keys and a floor plan of the bank showing the locations of the safes somewhere. Do you think 10% would be enough?

I'm in if @Anycrispsleft is in. I can supply lab coats. They'll be whiter than white but I'm not ironing them though.

My only real skills are coding/hacking... Can I play please?

Late to this as I've just done the free trial of Pistol Whip on the occulus. So I could look convincing squatting, diving and shooting with er maybe my secateurs. Should be enough of a distraction to give you vital minutes...

Same here. Wireless networks a particular speciality.
We can be in the van but appropriate snacks must be supplied :)

Fucking butter. Have you seen the price of butter these days? Let's rob a butter warehouse and sell it on, we'd be minted by next week.

In all seriousness I've watched a lot of heist films; it's my fav genre. Count me in.

Not to hijack the thread but... I can make butter! Just need some milk n ice bbe.