Marzipan dildo, nun's piss and Shitler

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AIBU to be terribly disappointed this isn't actually what Nicola Sturgeon wrote??!

I can think of a few choice words I would call Nicola.

I think she was spot on. Nun’s piss a bit sexist though!!

You do realise she didn't say it, it was a report on a parody account.

I wish she had.

apologies, name change fail 🙄

She did call Boris Johnson a "fucking clown" though which is accurate.

That's why the other insults sounded so true! I said to DH if she had said it she would have gone up in my estimation 😂

It’s from The Thick of It

I wish it were true. But I also think that it's a sorry state of affairs when so many people (me included) read the tweet and just shrugged and went 'fair enough'

How is that sexist?

Yes, I wish she had have said them! I bet she has had a chuckle to herself today.

I thought Shitler was absolutely inspired 😁

I thought this was going to be about eccentric names for wine.