Old lady.
Ageing.
Jaeger look.
Frumpy.
You look like that woman from the sitcom with Joe McGann and that went out in the 90s.
Heard it all.
Growing up I was a Zoe Ball lookalike. I'm not as old as her but in my teens I copied her look.
I don't know what to do with my hair. I think I am too old to have something radical but I was thinking of something like Marie Fredriksson from Roxette but shorter hair can be more trouble to manage. I am so bored.