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Original poster

The boy in 'Let's Hear it for the Boy' is basically good in the sack

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 09:36

As in the song by Deneice Williams. She sings that he basically has no redeeming features but that he 'makes her want to yell' and 'loves me loves me loves me'. Am I right in my thinking that she is dickmatised? His only talent is he is a great shag.

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Frasers · 22/10/2023 09:38

Wtf is dickmatised, did you just make that up😂

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 09:41

@Frasers it's the scientific term I think you'll find Grin

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Whataretheodds · 22/10/2023 09:43

You're not wrong!

Offcom · 22/10/2023 09:46

But he loves he loves he loves her so YABU?

spitefulandbadgrammar · 22/10/2023 09:47

Let’s give the boy a hand… he’s my lovin’ one-man show. I think it’s about her boy wanking, and she’s cheering him on because it’s his only talent, sadly.

Ollifer · 22/10/2023 09:48

Oh I always thought it was about a guy who isn't that attractive or rich but was a nice person 🥲😳

ImCamembertTheBigCheese · 22/10/2023 09:51

Ollifer · 22/10/2023 09:48

Oh I always thought it was about a guy who isn't that attractive or rich but was a nice person 🥲😳

Me too

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 09:51

@spitefulandbadgrammar but if he needs a hand then maybe he's not that good at wanking?

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Meniscus · 22/10/2023 09:51

Yes, he’s monosyllabic, has godawful dress sense, is cheap (or poor — it’s not clear), but has a golden dick.

I have to say the song always makes me imagine crowds cheering ecstatically every time he lays a hand on the woman whose POV it is…

spitefulandbadgrammar · 22/10/2023 09:52

ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 09:51

@spitefulandbadgrammar but if he needs a hand then maybe he's not that good at wanking?

Perhaps this is why she’s cheering him on. Women have such low standards!

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 09:53

There's a random line in it 'pull yourself together' I imagine that's the voice of her best friend when she's chatting about him again and showing her all the carpet burns.

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Mapletreelane · 22/10/2023 10:03

Oh no! This was.the first song that I ever recorded onto tape from the radio when I started listening to the charts. That's put a different spin on it 🤣

Mind you finding what Chain Reaction was all about was quite something. Naughty Barry Gibb!

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 10:04

@Mapletreelane what's this about Chain Reaction, I'm off to google

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SequinsandStiIettos · 22/10/2023 10:09

  1. not a talker
  2. no dress sense
  3. mean with money
  4. can't sing

YANBU Wink
Dickmatised indeed.

Mapletreelane · 22/10/2023 10:09

@ResearchMcResearchFace 🤣🤣🤣 can't wait to see what you think!

Ponoka7 · 22/10/2023 10:16

Did you watch the original video? It starts off with 'the boy' being about 10 years old.

Sueveneers · 22/10/2023 10:18

Frasers · 22/10/2023 09:38

Wtf is dickmatised, did you just make that up😂

Lol Where have you been living, that term has been around for at least 20 years. 😂
It basically basically means when a guy/sex is so good you're hypnotised by it and hung up on the sex that you'd forgive the guy anything. Even how he treats you. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dickmatised

Urban Dictionary: Dickmatised

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dickmatised

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ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 10:21

@Mapletreelane colour me shocked!!

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Original poster
ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 10:21

@Ponoka7 Shock

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Ollifer · 22/10/2023 10:23

SequinsandStiIettos · 22/10/2023 10:09

  1. not a talker
  2. no dress sense
  3. mean with money
  4. can't sing

YANBU Wink
Dickmatised indeed.

But does he clean up after himself and do all the housework?? That's be enough for me 😂

ElleCapitaine · 22/10/2023 10:23

Yeah, Chain Reaction is filth - way dirtier that Relax.

Mapletreelane · 22/10/2023 10:23

ResearchMcResearchFace · 22/10/2023 10:21

@Mapletreelane colour me shocked!!

🤣🤣🤣

Frasers · 22/10/2023 10:25

Op, you’re totally mistaken, the song was written for footloose the movie. It doesn’t mean what you think it means and is aimed at those kids who go unregonised, the average kid, the one who doesn’t do well.

Ramalangadingdong · 22/10/2023 10:27

Ollifer · 22/10/2023 09:48

Oh I always thought it was about a guy who isn't that attractive or rich but was a nice person 🥲😳

Oh, Ollifer! like me you must be from a purer, more innocent era. That song is now spoilt forever more.

once you have certain images in your head you can’t unsee them.

Ramalangadingdong · 22/10/2023 10:28

Frasers · 22/10/2023 10:25

Op, you’re totally mistaken, the song was written for footloose the movie. It doesn’t mean what you think it means and is aimed at those kids who go unregonised, the average kid, the one who doesn’t do well.

Phew! You have just restored my faith in…something or other.

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