Please settle an argument for me.
DH and I are both trying to improve our diets on the run up to Christmas, cutting down on booze, making food swaps etc.
This evening he has sat down in front of the television with a carrot instead of a bag of crisps. I know, I should be praising him right?
It’s just that I can’t forget my mother telling me that carrots are high in sugar and therefore not a diet food.
They also have suggestive connotations due to their phallic shape and I think if he is going to insist upon eating carrots he could at least cut them up so that they resemble something less crude.
He’s told me I’m barking mad.
But am I?