I was in a big city recently and they were ubiquitous. Men sporting these horrid little 70s porn star-esque bits of wispy facial hair under their nostrils. Often accompanied by a grubby mullet.
I first noticed them appearing at the end of last year - and just assumed everyone was getting into the spirit of ‘Movember’ but they appear to be here to stay.
Of the men who come to shout at women at certain events, most of them have these on their faces (at least the ones who weren’t wearing dresses).
i know I’m probably being unreasonable and you know of lovely mustachioed young men.