AIBU that my DS10 is not being entirely honest (lighthearted)

[Velvian]

He claims not to hear me yelling "Dinner!", but can hear me whisper "oh shit" from 2 rooms away.

Sorry for typo in the heading (can't edit)

Man ears. A bit like Man eyes when they're looking for stuff.

“Fred! Dinner!”
”Just coming!”
Five minutes later….
”Fred! Dinner!”
”Just coming!”
Five minutes later….
”Fred - if you don’t come to dinner in the next minute I am taking all your tech for the next 24 hours”
Fred appears.
”I said I was just coming! Don’t you know what just coming means?”

On the bright side I now use his definition of “just coming” whenever he asks me to do anything. It is great!

Next time whisper "dinner" and yell "oh shit!"

See if he hears it then!

😂I'll try that thanks!

Seems like my DD11 has inherited man eyes and ears 🙄

Sounds like Ddog with a crisp packet.