AIBU that my DS10 is not being entirely honest (lighthearted)

6 replies

Velvian · 23/09/2023 12:08

He claims not to hear me yelling "Dinner!", but can hear me whisper "oh shit" from 2 rooms away.

Sorry for typo in the heading (can't edit)

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MaryLivingOnDreamsAndCustardCreams · 23/09/2023 12:09

Man ears. A bit like Man eyes when they're looking for stuff.

Mumofteenandtween · 23/09/2023 12:14

“Fred! Dinner!”
”Just coming!”
Five minutes later….
”Fred! Dinner!”
”Just coming!”
Five minutes later….
”Fred - if you don’t come to dinner in the next minute I am taking all your tech for the next 24 hours”
Fred appears.
”I said I was just coming! Don’t you know what just coming means?”

On the bright side I now use his definition of “just coming” whenever he asks me to do anything. It is great!

Glorifried · 23/09/2023 12:16

Next time whisper "dinner" and yell "oh shit!"

See if he hears it then!

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Velvian · 23/09/2023 12:21

Glorifried · 23/09/2023 12:16

Next time whisper "dinner" and yell "oh shit!"

See if he hears it then!

😂I'll try that thanks!

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gingeristhenewblack43 · 23/09/2023 12:23

Seems like my DD11 has inherited man eyes and ears 🙄

TGGreen · 23/09/2023 12:32

Sounds like Ddog with a crisp packet.

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