To think that I now finally understand 'The Billionaire Lifestyle!'

[Oioicaptain]

Gone are the days of swanning around Mayfair in a chauffer driven Royles Royce, whilst staff fill the boot up with boxes from Aspreys. Apparently today's billionaires order online little pairs of testicle charms to clip onto their (presumably alligator skin) crocks!
#billionairelifestyle #livingthedream

Any other mumsnetters been shopping like 'billionaires' lately?

*Apologies if this post is somewhat tone deaf..I appreciate that not all Mumsnetters are billionaires and that some have to subsist on a six figure salary 😉.

You have shares in this product, don't you.
Now thousands of people will buy them for pranks for friendsm
Temu's sell-line is absurd though, isn't it? Cos billionaires ALWAYS buy tat from china..

Did you see that they cost 0.34p

and from that you extrapolated what billionaires are buying?

It's titled 'Shop Like a Billionaire' and £0.34 isn't the same as 0.34p.

The Temu advert says 'shop like a billionaire' this is probably what the OP is referring to, not actual billionaires

Billionaires are also noted for wearing knock-off Crocs. It’s how you can spot one in the wild, just in case they haven’t managed to get around to having the ball charm delivered.

It's a joke about the strap line. OP is not being serious.