Possibly being petty and BU but please help me with a good come back

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This man spent a fortnight texting over and back , looking for a date and then just ghosted me one day.
I didn't mind too much but still thought.. ' you absolute fucker for wasting my time..'
That was six weeks ago .
He's literally just text.
Asking how my summer is going .
I responded by asking who is this ?
He replied with his name...
What shall I respond or should I respond at all . Cheeky fucker

No response is a response.

I'd block him 🙂

Just ignore

Don't answer. Or send a laughing emoji, block and move on.

Yeah, the emoji and blocking. That's all you need.

Say sorry that name doesn’t ring any bells then block

Or the laughing emoji and block .. either will do but I certainly wouldn’t be getting into a dialogue with him

Ignore.

Don't block.

Don't let him think you care enough to block him.

Is it on WhatsApp? If so, if you've seen him reply from your notifications, don't even click into it, leave him on unread, waiting for the wee tick to turn blue

The power of ignoring & blocking will do the trick.

Ask him to stop texting you as you need your phone to be free and available in case the tosser who hasn't texted you for six weeks decides to get in touch. (Sadly that probably works better for actual phone calls)

"You mean how am I right now? Or how have I been for the 6 weeks since you bothered your arse to ask?"

Seriously though, say nothing.

see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

I just deleted the chat on WhatsApp without opening the message so no blue ticks! What a tool !!!

No, that's perfect.

He'll be left waiting g for you to open it then slowly realise you are too disinterested to even read it

Perfect !

Yes that is the correct response.

Silence is so powerful