What’s the appropriate punishment for drinking someone else’s wine?

[Maztek]

Had a long ass day and I’ve only just managed to get my nightmare toddler to sleep. Husband has gone out with friends, come down to see he drank the rest of my bottle of wine before going out.
i was really looking forward to sitting out in the garden with a glass of wine and a cigarette 🥲

Hung, drawn and quartered?

LTB.

Chilli oil dripped onto his dick while he’s sleeping, obviously.

(Although someone will be along in a moment to chastise you for considering a sip of wine while in sole charge of a toddler, never mind a devil cigarette. How will you drive if there's an emergency you feckless Woman? )

Death

@QueSyrahSyrah I was about to say tje same. Accompanied by head tilt and "are you all right hun?" 😜.

I would be throwing this up at him for decades

So far I’ve taken all the really cheesy bits of pizza and left him all the shitty bits. And eaten all the pepperoni off of his half. And taken the whole pot of garlic dip.

I believe that should be punishable by death.

Half fill a bottle with ribena and leave it for him to have next time.

Death …. Slowly and painfully……

I will provide an alibi, just DM me.

I used to do this to my mums wine after I had sneaked it with my mates 🤣

Well then it’s karma…… 😂

Death.

He buys the next bottle and takeaway

He gets the toddler to sleep by himself tomorrow with no help from you because you will obviously be sitting in the garden with a bottle of wine and a cigarette. And a bar of chocolate

I wish. He’s a chef so he’s not home in the evenings apart from random days. Which is why he was out on a Tuesday 🤣

New Patio

This. I can lend you a spade/ provide an alibi.

Smoking and intending on drinking when in charge of a toddler - excellent! It’s the only bloody way and you should be planning his beheading 😂

Kill him. Then chop him into bits and feed him to the pigs.

Alternatively, ask him to buy you another bottle, drink it all by yourself and then belch drunkenly in his face.

Just do the same thing to him

He'll learn

My answer would probably be removed by Mumsnet HQ for violating all sorts of standards.

Glitter gel on his pillow.. he won’t notice and will go to work tomorrow slightly sparkly, even if he has a shower first.

Missing the point of the thread but how can you only have half a bottle of wine in the house?!

Anyway - solution is you order one on Uber/just eat/whoosh and he pays

OOH I love the glitter gel idea @cuckyplunt

Subtle but sweet revenge.

Find out spoilers for a TV show he's watching, write them on little post it notes and leave them around the house.