To go back to the car wash after bird shit

[Sundaycoffee]

Sods law as soon as I left the car wash today I got a giant bird shit on my windscreen.
I considered going back but didn't 🤣🤣
Just made me interested into what other people would do in the same scenario!

Nah I would use the wipers and spray it. Or a baby wipe

Go back and pay again or go back and ask for a wash for free? Also hand car wash or a machine?

Isn't this what screen wash and windscreen wipers are for?

I'd probably intend to take a cloth to it when I got home, but forget and leave it for the weather.

Why would anyone go back (assuming they're physically able to wipe a windscreen of course).

Are you the same poster who was just asking about washing all her bedding because a fly had landed on here bed?

If you are, I don't think it helps your OCD asking questions like this on AIBU with no context as, without the question being explained by a mental health condition, it just looks like someone making up ridiculous cleaning questions to draw out the extreme cleaners who spend their entire lives cleaning.