I had a dream last night where I was really hungry and needed food fast, so I went to a McDonalds. While I was in the McDonalds it turned out there was a burlesque type of show going on.
There was one woman who was Rihanna, but also kept changing into Zendaya. At one point I noticed that she had these condom type weird bra thing on her three boobs. She then started to have a wardrobe malfunction and these condom bras started rolling off.
Her three boobs were then exposed and she had nipple fingers and she then proceeded to flip off everyone that was watching with her tiny nipple fingers.
I then left with my sister and we discussed how we absolutely didn’t have nipple fingers, but that we would like to have nipple fingers and we would like to flip people off with our nipple fingers.
I then woke up.
Am I being unreasonable to think I just had one of the weirdest dreams in the history of human beings. Please share if you’ve had weirder!