Critique my days food

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I’m bored.

breakfast. 1 egg scrambled. It was a huge double talker with a knob of butter.

lunch. 2 chicken thighs. Chilli and salt coating.

tea. 1 slice of meatloaf. 6 chips. Desert spoon of beans. Sprinkle of cheese.

snacks. Half a mint aero Easter egg. Half a chicken thigh. 2 glasses red wine.

I’m going to get scurvy aren’t I?

Omg aren’t you starving?!? That sounds like nothing to me!

My diet can be poor at times but surely you don't need anybody to critique this. It's obvious you need fruit and veg.

Sounds delicious apart from the meatloaf

I don’t understand why you’d serve a desert spoon of beans. Are you suffering with disordered eating?

Meatloaf was surprisingly tasty. DHs inventive cooking with what was in the reduced fridge in Tesco.

Why?

Do you have food issues?

Zero fresh fruit and veg. No fibre. Almost all protein with a tiny bit of carbs.

I assume your stools are a challenging delivery

Why? I’m bored.

and I’m a 49 year old fat female of course I have disordered eating.

My stool is surprisingly regular. Pint of black coffee first thing. Slips out.

Just have a massive salad and you'll be right.

Massive salad for breakfast tomorrow yes? Stave off the scurvy.

what is in a massive salad? I have 2 cucumbers (45p in the reduced fridge)

Sounds like my kind of diet!!

Oooh, you could have Chinese bashed cucumber. Cut into chunks, bash with something heavy, dress with salt and vinegar and garlic. (Chinese dark Zhenjiang vinegar for preference but assuming you might not have that to hand, any vinegar.) Drizzle w sesame oil if you have any.

Delish. Though poss not for breakfast.

😂😂😂

You counted the chips but not the beans?

Six chips? How could you be bothered to cook just six chips?

Were they deep fried chunky chips or oven baked french fries?

These details make a difference on these threads!

Not enough wine

Too much protein is hard on the kidneys.