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To get pissed instead of putting up IKEA enhet shelf unit?

21 replies

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 18:46

Seriously, has anyone ever made these? WTactualF are the drawings supposed to mean? They make no sense at all.

There are some weird nobbly things which you seem to put in using another of the weird things and twist, but there is no way of understanding which way up they go.

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TheWorldsGoneMadAndSoHaveI · 08/04/2023 18:48

I feel your pain! See if theres any youtube vids on assembling it

Franklin2000 · 08/04/2023 18:50

Am I the only one who loves putting up Ikea furniture? I’ll be round in 5, op!

mamabear715 · 08/04/2023 18:50

Pay someone else, save your sanity!

MrsDoylesDoily · 08/04/2023 18:51

Look for a video or ask in your local FB group if you can pay someone to build it for you.

There are loads of very good local flatpack builders in mine.

NannyR · 08/04/2023 18:52

I've just had a quick look to see if I could make any sense of it (I love ikea flat pack assembly!!) There is an assembly video on the ikea website.

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 18:52

I’m normally pretty good at it but none of the videos have these weird nobbly things in them.

(half way through first glass now)

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NannyR · 08/04/2023 18:57

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 18:52

I’m normally pretty good at it but none of the videos have these weird nobbly things in them.

(half way through first glass now)

The video on the website shows him putting in some black plastic pieces and twisting them.

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 18:57

NannyR · 08/04/2023 18:52

I've just had a quick look to see if I could make any sense of it (I love ikea flat pack assembly!!) There is an assembly video on the ikea website.

Has it got the nobbly bits on?

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ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 18:58

😂 sorry I’m on a time delay

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TheWorldsGoneMadAndSoHaveI · 08/04/2023 18:58

Just get pissed 😆

Wbeezer · 08/04/2023 19:00

Don't do it if you have had wine, I managed to do a whole section back to front or upside down band it was very tricky to undo and fix and I was sober!

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 19:17

That gives me the perfect excuse to ignore it till tomorrow

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Oakyloaky · 08/04/2023 19:19

Just stick to your wine OP …enjoy!

Kablea · 08/04/2023 19:21

Franklin2000 · 08/04/2023 18:50

Am I the only one who loves putting up Ikea furniture? I’ll be round in 5, op!

Me too! Would have the glass of wine whilst doing it too - win win!!

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 08/04/2023 19:36

I love a bit of flatpackery and could probably tell you what the knobbly bits do if you posted a photo, but seriously woman it’s 7.30 on Saturday and there’s really no excuse for not already having a glass of wine in your hand. Sort yourself out.

FreddiesTeeth · 08/04/2023 19:38

Get pissed. Make the thing. Post a pic on here. 😊

Imsorryyoufeelthatway · 08/04/2023 19:42

I don’t drink but if I ever had to assemble IKEA furniture, I’d definitely start.

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 08/04/2023 23:19

I got pissed instead and binge watched something on Netflix. Will try again tomorrow once I’ve found my reading glasses and can see the detail on the video

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alltoomuchrightnow · 08/04/2023 23:56

IKEA outsource to TaskRabbit for assembling items and other tasks (I work in IKEA bathrooms!)
Get a quote with no obligation..

ThisNameIsNotAvailable · 09/04/2023 11:51

I DID IT!!!!!

No marriages were broken and I didn’t even need to hide any bits of it because I’d messed up

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Hotcrossed · 09/04/2023 11:54

ha ha
well done

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