Modern 12 days of Christmas (lighthearted)

[RaggedBlousedPhilanthropist]

🎵On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me….

Some diamond earrings in the shape of a bee.

fat chance
🤦‍♀️

Two chocolate frogs...

Three iphones

4 toilet rolls

An arrest warrant for my evil ex…😂😂😂

Four boring scarves

FIVE BAY-LIS andhardinggiftsets

One lazy-arse husband, two annoying children, three pesky PTA demands, four ancient relatives, FIVE BOTTLES OF BAILEY'S

One non bloody working air heat source pump
2 pots of coffee
3 reasons to pull my hair out
4 (squillion) fuses tripping
5 calls between builder/Sparky/supplier

12 drunks a vomming
11 kids a screeching
10 parcels damaged
9 scammers scamming
8 Baileys down-ed
7 bills un-paid
6 in-laws fighting
5 onion rings!!!!!
4 phoney Santas
3 soggy pull-ups
2 broken sleeps
and a nut-roast that tastes like Turk-eeeeey!!!

And a cartridge of a bear (free!)!!!!!

❤

PetraBP · 06/12/2022 20:27
12 drunks a vomming
11 kids a screeching
10 parcels damaged
9 scammers scamming
8 Baileys down-ed
7 bills un-paid
6 in-laws fighting
5 onion rings!!!!!
4 phoney Santas
3 soggy pull-ups
2 broken sleeps
and a nut-roast that tastes like Turk-eeeeey!!!

perfect! 😘😘😘

Thanks! 😁

“…..and a man in Scotland wearing pant-ieeeeeeeees!!!”

I'd like to say he bought me twelve bottles of alcohol😂

12 nurses striking
11 MPs leaving
10 teachers moaning
9 parents judging
8 children screaming
7 red flags waving
6 cocks-a-lodging
5 LFTeeeeeeees
4 new variants
3 loo rolls
2 cheeky fucks

...and a flouncer in a pear treeeee

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