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To have a crush on Matt Hancock…

22 replies

TheMask · 27/11/2022 10:20

It seems to have suddenly happened after a filthy dream? 🫣

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FlowerArranger · 27/11/2022 10:21

I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Lagattolove · 27/11/2022 10:22

Urrrg. Go and have a bath in Bleach.

DillDanding · 27/11/2022 10:24

Whilst a crush might be a step too far, I have found him surprisingly endearing in I’m a Celeb.

Ramble0n · 27/11/2022 10:25

The sight of him in those skin tight bronze shorts is enough to give anyone nightmares.

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 27/11/2022 10:25

DillDanding · 27/11/2022 10:24

Whilst a crush might be a step too far, I have found him surprisingly endearing in I’m a Celeb.

I think he's a bit of a try hard and completely faking it, not endearing at all.

Abraxan · 27/11/2022 10:29

Shudder!

I don't get the MN attraction for him on IAC. He just comes across as over privileged and smarmy to me. He's clearly holding back and not being very open or genuine. Yes, he will do the tasks without fuss but so do lots of other people.

I know I'm also projecting a lot of negativity on to him due to very difficult personal times over the covid period when he was found responsible for some big errors, as well as deliberately ignoring his own party's rules so blatantly. So I'd really struggle to find anything endearing about him,

I guess everyone's taste is different and we'd be a boring country if we all liked the same things. So enjoy your crush for a bit!

fancyacuppatea · 27/11/2022 10:29

sparepantsandtoothbrush · 27/11/2022 10:25

I think he's a bit of a try hard and completely faking it, not endearing at all.

I think there's a long list of former IAC evictees that were "faking" more than Matt.

I like him.

I'd love him to win tonight.

It would piss off all the political parties in one go. WIN-WIN Grin

plaide · 27/11/2022 10:30

FlowerArranger · 27/11/2022 10:21

I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Only a little? 🤣

worldcupchaos · 27/11/2022 10:31

OMG, YES YABVU

OldTinHat · 27/11/2022 10:32

🤮

TellMeWhere · 27/11/2022 10:32

Really wish I could vote more than once. YABU of course, but you do you. I won't fight you for him.

TheMask · 27/11/2022 10:37

I would like to add - I previously detested this man prior to I’m a celeb.
I do understand that Matt isn’t solely responsible for the way things panned out during Covid, but I really didn’t like him - especially when the affair came to light.

I have warmed to him slightly since, but the dream caught me very off guard 😳 I admit I have been voting for him to stay since (this was about a week ago) it’s still stuck in my mind and I can’t shake it. Apologies for the early morning post. I do realise some of you may have been eating breakfast or sipping coffee. Please excuse me while I run a bath ready to fill with bleach….

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DrManhattan · 27/11/2022 10:39

Seek help urgently

useitagain · 27/11/2022 10:42

You are not alone OP, some on the IACGMOOH thread were wanting to snog/shag him 🤣

RedHelenB · 27/11/2022 10:50

TheMask · 27/11/2022 10:20

It seems to have suddenly happened after a filthy dream? 🫣

There's any number of smarmy Tory boys to go for, I wouldn't just stick to Hancock.

dutysuite · 27/11/2022 10:56

Shudder.

FlowerArranger · 27/11/2022 10:57

OP - surely you realise he's just a washed up politician who is cynically using this stupid TV programme to try and set up a new career for himself.

Why would you want play his game?

VladmirsPoutine · 27/11/2022 11:01

The rehabilitation of his public image is working fantastically. The OP and others will be rushing to keep the tories in power in the next election. They're such cuddly people. Who cares if a few thousand people died - mat's got a lovely receding hair line <3

Lndnmummy · 27/11/2022 11:04

🤢

whatisgoingonplease · 27/11/2022 11:07

🤮

TheMask · 27/11/2022 11:11

VladmirsPoutine · 27/11/2022 11:01

The rehabilitation of his public image is working fantastically. The OP and others will be rushing to keep the tories in power in the next election. They're such cuddly people. Who cares if a few thousand people died - mat's got a lovely receding hair line <3

This really isn’t a political thing. Never voted Tory in my life and I’ve got no plans to in the future either.
And a dirty dream about Matt Hancock really doesn’t mean I have no care for the people who lost their lives/loved ones during covid.
His receding hairline looked lovely between my legs tbf 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Unwellchild325 · 27/11/2022 11:12

I had a crush on him during the pandemic, I'm over it now though

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