Just for fun, to ask you to write your dating profile

[strawberriesplease]

I've been married forever and can't even imagine what dating must be like but friend is trying OLD and it got me thinking, what on earth would I write?

So, what would you write using list below

Height
Build
Hair
Eyes
Religion
Like doing ...
Hate doing ...
Favourite meal
Favourite film
Deal-breaker

Oh mine is

Height tall
Build slim
Hair fair
Eyes blue
Religion none
Like doing ... watching old films
Hate doing ... DIY
Favourite meal Pizza
Favourite film Some Like it Hot
Deal-breaker S&M stuff

Height- 5 ft 2
Build- Mushroom-esque (thin legs big upper body)
hair- ginger
eyes- gray
religion- jewish but very non practicing. Love celebrating all the festivals incouding Christmas and easter and eat bacon.
likes doing-cinema, travel travel and more travel
hates doing- watching any sports other than equestrian sports and gymnastics
favourite meal-roast chicken with all the trimmings incouding bread sauce made by me.
favourite film-Hmm. The Usual Suspects probably.
deal breaker- Porn watching, sex offenders, people who don't appreciate my intelligence and humour (because I am hilarious).

apparently I cannot spell though.

Height - short arse
Build - Mr Greedy-esque
Hair - On head and other places
Eyes - Two
Religion - Nope
Like doing ... Makin' love at Midnight
Hate doing ... Cleaning the shower drain
Favourite meal - Chocolate
Favourite film - Strictly Ballroom
Deal-breaker - Inability to laugh at themselves, mansplaining, droners, one topic wonders, doesn't like cats, wearing shoes without socks, having one thing that makes up their whole personality ie going to the gym.

Strictly Ballroom is a very good film. Thanks for reminding me, - just bought from Amazon.

See this didn't catch on

I did genuinely just wonder what on earth I'd say on a profile and, honestly, I'd sound so bloody boring

"Don't bother - I'm 100% done and would rather live with ten cats than fucking put up with any of you"👍😊

Height - Tall
Build - Pregnant
Hair - Unruly
Eyes - Stern
Religion - For special occasions
Like doing - Writing
Hate doing - Cleaning
Favourite meal - Ramen
Favourite film - Ocean's 11
Deal-breaker - Smelly people

tbh. Yes.