I drive on motorways most weeks and have a dog who travels with me. The dog is mostly catered for at all motorway services and I can take her to find a place to pee on some bit of greenery somewhere. But I can't take the dog into the loo with me. Modern cars will alarm if they detect motion inside the vehicle, so if I lock the car the twit next to my car calls some busy-body over and tells people in uniform that there is a distressed animal in a locked car! She is certainly distressed by the time everyone is crowded around HER car which is now beeping and flashing like an armed responder. So I have to leave the dog in the car - unlocked, at significant risk of her being kidnapped (and my car stolen) OR I have to pee where the dog does! I have challenged various managers of such "service" stations who offer no solution, and by the time I have argued my situation with them, I am nearly wetting myself anyway. AIBU to pee openly in the doorway next to the entrance where the "No dogs allowed" signs are? And how should I access a life saving "Avoid tiredness take a break" cup of Coffee - the drive throughs are never open on the M1 No humans with penises have this issue Is this prejudice?