Nigel Farage Gin

[MonkNun]

Nigel Farage has brought out a range of gin with “patriotic” flavours. Will anybody be partaking?

What, like roast beef?

No. Plain, cherry and some kind of purple flower.

Excellent with gammon.

What's it called?

UK Gindependence?

It'll probably cost a fortune, take years to deliver and then leave a shit aftertaste.

Vomit inducing thought.

Trying to find out which of the Cornish distilleries is making it so I can not buy their gin ever! Turns out they are keeping very quiet about it... prob for that exact reason.

Ding ding ding we have a winner 😂😂👌🏻

Raw sewage and rotten food flavours?

Amazing. 😂

Mmmmmm. Sweat, entitlement, misogyny and a hint of racism. Just how I like my gin.

Perhaps 'MisoGINy'?

Infused with a taste of bitterness.

Sorry, I'll stop now 🤦

I'd literally rather drink my own piss, or yours.

Is this "patriotism" even directed toward the UK? Perhaps it's his German identity that he's celebrating this time. I could go for some Lebkuchen flavoured gin, or perhaps Pfeffernusse or Rote Grütze or Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. 🙄🇩🇪🍺

Or perhaps it's the USA? Sign me up for the Rice Krispie Treat gin, plus the Root Beer, Salt Water Taffy, and Candy Corn flavours! 😛🇺🇸🍟

Stands to reason he's picked the worst of all artificial flavours with cherry.