To be horrified at other people's ideas of sex music?

[AgnestaVipers]

This is proper funny:
twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504

What's an acceptable sex tune, in your view? We can then see if people are shagging away to weird music on a saturday night.

Here's what I consider sex music:

Knowing my look he will start banging away to the bongs at the news at 10! He will have finished by the time the last bong goes!

That poor woman endured 2 years of that tune 😂I wasn't expecting that!

I don't use music in my sex life. Maybe I'm missing out!

I like music going on sometimes, I have a few playlists that are nice to have in the background.
What I did not like was a random hookup who put his own playlist on and was actually quite braggy about it being a good playlist for sex, but the lad did not have spotify premium so a few minutes in a very loud ad for Hello Fresh burst out of his speakers and sort of killed the mood.

😂

Hello - are we going to get fresh? ⏲🙄

Hmmm 5am after a rave music like Morcheeba or Massive Attack. And the one that sound like Air but isn't.... Something 7??

I read this thread on Reddit a few nights ago & was in stitches.

One comment in particular (plap plap plap) had tears streaming down my face! 😂😂😂

Zero 7 Hanging

Portishead / Tricky. Something of that ilk.

And another comment along the lines of “I need to see this guy demonstrate by thrusting into the air” made me lose it! 😂😂😂

I hate sex music, if its maybe just an instrumental as background noise and very quiet I can tolerate it, but nothing with any singing. Plus you’ve either sat down or created a sex playlist which I think is a bit weird, or you’re chancing shuffle when if you’re as lucky as me you’ll end up with the Pokémon theme tune and baby shark.

I came to the conclusion that I preferred sex noises. 😁

British Grenadiers played by the Band of the Colstream Guards.

The Brassed Off soundtrack.

Ha. I did exactly that with the shuffle a few years ago when DP came over a bit earlier than expected and we wound up with the theme from Space Pirates (although it is a total tune, to be fair) 😁

Actually lol-ed at the song.

Ha ha! (me too :(

I LOVE sex music and it’s something that can get me in the mood or enhance it.

But it’s very rare I listen to music as it would mean turning it on before starting and it’s rare that sex is planned like that for me.

I think it’s odd that people do this all of the time. They must plan everything.

I could not listen to the same song or songs over and over though.

It sounds like background music for a film about whales. 😂😂

Music? No, puts me off!

Nope, kids asleep. They would assume they where missing a party or something 😅

Oh god the Reddit comments 😂

Darren Hayes - Insatiable.

It's gotta be Chris Isaak Wicked Game. Brilliant song and video. He looks gorgeous and Helena Christiansen is stunningly beautiful.

I’m not a fan of sex music, DH and I did it once when we were first dating to ‘like a G6’ which wasn’t too bad, but then Muse’s ‘Super Massive Black Hole’ followed it and we both started laughing.
Now that’s all I think about when music is on in the background when we’re about to have sex, so I tend to turn it off so I don’t get distracted.

Super massive black hole 😂

We should start a sub-thread called 'songs you definitely don't want to hear while having a shag'.

The thought of staying up past midnight isn't something I'd choose these days... As for 5am after a rave, I'd be comatose, and certainly in no mood for sex! Maybe I'm just getting old 😂