That Ryder from Paw Patrol is not bloody ten! HOW CAN HE BE!!

[oldstudentmum]

If he is why hasn’t social services or cps(USA) had something to say about the following facts.

1. 10 year old can drive a bloody HGV.


2. 10 year old with a four wheel motorbike thing at least he wears a helmet.


3. he has a big building on his own with lots of vehicles and dogs.


4. the pups talk but not the kittens or chickolitta


5. no bloody parents are seen or mentioned yet all the adults are ok with this including the mayor.


6. he must be bloody rich to be able to have all this tech, ah that swhy no parents he killed them, I bet the mayor is in on it if not defo chickolita is

I think it’s a conspiracy!

Is this what we are teaching our children. You can be tech savvy and drive an HGV at 10.

Their accents change as well when you watch on paramount plus!!, captain turdburt or whatever his name is . Well he shouldn’t be allowed near a cup of water let alone the sea. The episode I’m on he is trying to keep a whale wet? Seriously!
well my child has finally gone to sleep a little while ago so I’m going to go to sleep.

It’s a cartoon. No different to Dora the Explorer, Pokemon or the any number of childrens shows with young characters.
Sounds like you need that sleep.

If you watch the film, someone asks how he can afford it all, and his answer is merchandising.

He’s a billionaire with no parents and an obsession with dogs and trying to rescue people. So my guess is his parents were savaged to death by a pack of feral dogs. He’s basically the pre-school Batman.

This made me laugh! Probably right though with the expense of it all 😂

My theory also!

How do you know he's 10? I've had 3 kids go through long drawn out PP obsessions (thankfully now finished) and have never come across this fact. Was I remiss in my attention paying?

I always assumed he was an older teen

Adventure Bay is a little weird anyway.

I mean, didn't Mayor Goodway make Chickoletta deputy mayor? So there's that.

What do you mean "It's a cartoon"?

I always believed it to be a documentary, or at least a re-enactment of real-life incidents just like Lassie, Skippy and Flipper were.

Paw Patrol is a propaganda tool to further normalise an authoritarian, state-funded militia, while continuing to exploit the remaining worker-class - portrayed here as literally, dogs and children. Despite showcading technology way beyond our current capabilities the worker-class remain almost constantly busy; too busy for revolution. This enables incompetent (Mayor Goodway) and occasionally evil (Mayor Humdinger) global elite to benefit from a so-called functioning "society" while remaining invisible to all for 95% of the time.

Or something.

Oh, I like the Batman theory. Mine is that he's basically a high tech version of Edward Scissorhands. So Ryder is himself a robot, and the inventor that made him has long since died. Ryder's made himself invaluable to the town so that they don't turn on him, and everyone with half a brain moved away when they saw how things were going. Alex, who I think is 8 (?) Is a normal kid and acts accordingly.
Katie is also highly suspect, running her own business with no relatives in sight.

It's all a drug induced psychotic breakdown dream for Mayor Humdinger. That's why he's always got the pie munchies, Mayor Goodway prefers a chicken and the pups can talk.

The quad is a plastic toy one he’s had since he was four
all of the pups are just stuffed animals he put on his various toy diggers and police cars
all of the adventures take place in his imagination

Also his name isn’t even Rider it’s probably John or something