To exfoliate till I bleed? **TW Spiders

[TheUnexpectedPickle]

Sitting on the sofa with feet up. Felt something tickle my foot. Flicked it, assuming it was a fly or bit of fluff.

Got up to go into the kitchen, caught movement out of the corner of my eye and there was A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER CHILLING OUT ON MY LEFT TIT!!!!

URRRRGH. It must have climbed up my leg and across me while I was sitting on the sofa. God knows how long it was there, it was at least 10 mins between foot tickle and getting up.

Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh.

I feel so violated by the hairy mofo 😭

Spider is currently wondering where it’s friend is as the last time she saw him he was making his way to your right boob

I was gathering some clothes from the floordrobe yesterday morning and put them on the bed. A massive house spider ran out, over the bed and away! I don't think it/he/she shared the bed with me last night but I didn't look ;)

Sympathy OP!

I was awoken from my slumber in the early hours due to a spider making it's way across my bare flesh in bed.

Dh wouldn't let me set the bed on fire so now we have the nightly spider check.