You would have to Bugger the Bursa!

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What do you have to do to get a prison sentence? Local man, drug and drink fuelled, crashed his mothers car which he did not have permission to take, into pregnant woman's car who is hurt.
Then, when her passenger gets out to shout at the driver, he knocks her over too! He then leaves the scene.

Suspended sentence, 200 hours community service and 3 year ban.

You only have to see Katie Price driving record to see how lightly that sort of offence is treated

Yep. Then when their behaviour kills someone it's "lessons will be learned". Bollocks.

It's the constant stories of nonces getting suspended sentences that does me. Really makes you think the judges must be too.