AIBU about what is posted on AIBU (light hearted)

[rumblefish23]

Some of the posts on AIBU are not about the silly arguments that I love but about bills, bills and more bills. I want to escape from that shit. More nightmare neighbours please

Agree!! Bring the drama lol

Although I saw a post last night about people not wanting to post in case it gets picked up by a tabloid...

I have lovely neighbours, we never talk to each other. They annoy me and I probably annoy them.

I agree.

I want stories about strange folk living in someone else's garden shed and live dramas about CF tourists pitching a tent in someone's back garden.

I'd like some more of those ones where the OP is clearly being completely batshit about something utterly inconsequential and then flounces off in a giant strop when 99% of replies point out that they're being unreasonable. Something like: "My DD, aged 7, has just got her Being Over-excited and Shrieking badge at Brownies and I have planned a family celebration for this on Sunday, but my sister has just phoned to say she won't be able to make it because both her legs have been severed in a horrific accident involving a combine harvester. AIBU to think she's just trying to take attention away from DD and that she could easily attend in a wheelchair if she wanted to?", that kind of thing