Once an OP gets beyond about three short paragraphs I just can't be bothered to read further.
Is this a Mumsnet thing, a social media thing, a me thing?
There seem to be so many excessively long OPs here when literally a quarter of the words would do the same job, even taking into account drip feeding. I feel I could condense any OP into fewer than 100 words and it would still make sense.
AIBU?