Uneaten Easter egg. No DC in the house. Shall I eat it?

[VerbalIyIntensed]

As above.

They've forgotten it exists.

Victimless crime, apart from threat of arse expansion.

EAT IT QUICK!

Oh my god yes. Fair game at this point. what a find 😂 enjoy OP!

Yes.

This is my feeling, too.

lumbers off to fetch it

Are you crazy? Of course!

As you say, it's a victimless crime!

Yes! What sort is it??

Oh absolutely. I ate the last one a couple of weeks ago.

I ate an abandoned easter egg at the tail end of last month.
A month later he hasn't noticed, I don't think he even remembered it was his
DO IT

Do it! My children left one hidden away which I then found sadly out of date. You are preventing chocolate wastage 😉

Disclaimer - I may have eaten it anyway 😜

Sadly it is merely a hollow shell, the creme egg in the box was snaffled long ago.

You'd be doing them a favour really...

Stolen chocolate tastes better 😏

I just ate the rest of the tub of popcorn the kids had from movie night so I'm gonna say absolutely eat the easter egg.

Chocolate testes best tempered into egg form, yummy!

You're right; you don't understand the humour.

Also this thread is too old for you to be dredging up, surely? Why aren't you in church?

I think they are spamming threads to promote that church link

Ah, OK, I'll report it.