What 'lies' do you tell about/involving your children? (lighthearted)

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I can't wrap presents to save my life. It always looks shoddy and wonky, despite effort being involved.

If it's picked up on or I think it's about to be picked up on, sometimes I say DD wrapped it.

Am I alone?

Had awful wind after giving birth both times. Fortunately they were both convinient covers for the smell/noise!

Oops, baby's had a poo explosion!