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I'm TRAPPED!! (Lighthearted...ish)

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TRAPPPED · 13/07/2022 14:32

NC'd because it's embarrassing.

My kitchen is at the back of my house, there's a 4ft high fence between me and my lovely neighbours. They can see very much into my kitchen if they're in their garden. Neighbours are in the 80s. I'm very, very, very pregnant and very, very, very hot. I'm in my pants, bra and a pair of sliders because of the heat. I sat behind my kitchen table to join a video call with my family this morning (it's my brother's birthday). By the time the call ended, the neighbours had a big group of friends over for some kind of party/gathering/lunch - all in the garden. There's no way for me to get up without them all seeing me in my full underweared pregnant glory. We have massive windows on the back of the kitchen and they're honestly about 3m away from me. I keep making awkward eye contact with everyone - lots of nods and little waves - they can't see how naked I am as long as I stay sat behind this table.

I haven't moved since 9.30 this morning - no signs of the group dispersing. I'm trapped.

OP posts:
NippyWoowoo · 14/07/2022 00:11

And not needed the toilet in all that time?

Summerslam · 14/07/2022 11:52

You're the only heavily pregnant woman I know who can sit for an extended period of time and not need the loo at least once!

Bra and knickers in a heatwave are perfectly acceptable attire, and if your neighbours catch sight of you, I'm sure they will look away. The majority of people are not perverted voyeurs.

Oh and get a higher fence!!

TinCanCollector · 14/07/2022 12:48

Heavily pregnant in a heatwave and you didn’t need either a drink or a week in 5 hours.

I’d love to know what type of celebration or gathering your neighbours were having that involved having a garden full of people that started at 9.30am lasting for 5 hours?

AnnieJ1985 · 14/07/2022 12:54

OP sat down at 9.30, doesn't mean the gathering started then. By time she was finished, neighbours garden was full, so I reckon from 11.30/12 ish

Admire your bladder strength OP, although I would have possibly opted to wee myself in situ instead of showing all my bra and pants! 😉

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